Zach Smith Wonders What It All Means In Week 10

Under Pressure Statements

• My end gets a little looser
• 🔴🚅⭕️
• The commish needs a wellness check 🔍🧑‍⚕️🏥
• Terry hath risen, and is out for blood 🪦🙌🧟
• Believe it or not, I feel GGH could have scored more
• 💪🏋️🤏
• Dan still holds most injured roster 🤕🥊♿️
• Real nail biter between Tacocat and Whackadoo
• 😬😱😴

Priority Express –

Greatest Greatest Hits

• The Lamar Jackson Jamar Chase buff hits huge. 85.7 points Thursday is hilarious. Shockingly low score all things considered, but it still got you here in the coveted Priority Express. Puts you second and fourth for the highest score all season. A well earned victory that will get you delivered promptly.

Retail Ground –

Zach Smith’s Crybaby Tears

• They say the descent into the abyss is slow. All consuming. Like boiling a frog, your surroundings seem normal until they are unfamiliar entirely. You wonder, “There’s no way Daniel Jones is washed,” and “Rachaad White has still got it!” You haven’t showered in days. You’re charging your phone from a potato you found in the AM/PM trash can. This next week is your week.

Air Mail

• Dan goes 5-7
• The commissioners fall from grace will be swift and brutal
• Terry Jillery/Redman Championships??
• Top three slowly start to lose their grip
• I get stigmata and leave the material world for the spiritual one

Undelivered Points

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”

—C.S. Lewis