Zach Smith Finds Peace in Week 13

Under Pressure Statements

• Mr. Loonies drives me CRAZY 🥵😵‍💫🤦
• Greatest Hits down to one hit wonder ✌️➖☝️
• Unstoppable force meets movable object 🚅🐩🪦
• Tight Ends doesn’t need baby oil for Crybaby 😭💦😩
• Redman performs a murdrum on Taco Cat
• 🔫🐱🙀
• Very evenly matched game between the lepers 😷🤕🛢️

Priority Express –

The Tight Ends

• I love your resolve. Eighth place? That doesn’t matter to a champion. A champion ALWAYS does their best. Up late at night, nose to the grindstone, checking the waiver, looking up injuries. That’s what separates the wheat from the chaff. Does it matter Jerry Jeudy was ~30% of your points? No. That’s a minor detail. And champions don’t worry about things like that.

Retail Ground –

Terry Jillery

• Tough week, TJ. I live with Zach. Fantasy is all he knows now. Consumed by ESPN and Reddit forums, he has become one with the system. Like an Agent Smith seething with hatred and greed, he means to destroy all in his path. Stand tall after this loss. Three other players were all within one point of being ground mail.

Air Mail

Playoff prediction 1st-6th:

Greatest Greatest Hits, Terry Jillery, Greatest Hits, Redman, FumbleRooski, Taco Cat

Undelivered Points

“Every master was once a disaster.” 

—T.S. Wood