Zach Smith Sees Light at the End of Week 9

Under Pressure Statements

• Looks like I don’t have aibohphobia 😏😎🤑
• Looks like Greatest Hits needs a name change 👎🤢👩‍🦯
• Looks like Terry absent from the game keeps Whackadoo honest 🧐🕵️🤷
• Looks like THE LAST SHALL DEFEAT THE FIRST 📉🤮🪦
• Looks like Method Man was a more appropriate name
• 🤓⏱️♾️
• Looks like Daniel Jones is your only hope 🫢🙀🫣

Priority Express

– Redman

• You getting Josh Allen and Derrick Henry will be laughed at by pretty much any person who is interested in Fantasy. When you start making friends you will find out about this. With the two Greatest Hits on the decline, there is no doubt you have a shot at getting to and losing the Championship. 

Retail Ground –

Black&BlueWhackadoo

• Just crazy levels of brutality. Stroud in a sophomore slump, AJ Brown gets kneecapped, Wicks gets three targets (??!), and Taylor gets outshined by Flacco trying to relive the good old days. Your defense was your highest scoring player, which I believe has happened only one other time so far. Next week is Tacocat who’s insane receiving core should be no problem. 

Air Mail

• Dan goes 5-7
• Redman will make Championship barring injuries
• Terry Jillery makes the playoffs without setting her lineup????
• Top three slowly start to lose their grip
• I go full Christian Fundamentalist and immediately start winning

Undelivered Points

“With the right kind of coaching and determination you can accomplish anything.”

—Reese Witherspoon