Zach Smith targeted by Roger Goodell in Week 8

Under Pressure Statements

• The NFL is conspiring against me 🤫🕵️😏
• THE LAST SHALL DEFEAT THE FIRST 🤯😱🤮
• Tacocat never odd or even, gets glimmer of hope 🙏🙌🤲
• Mister Loonies and the Return of the Cook 🧑‍🍳🏃🦬
• Name change after beating a child makes sense 🗑️🤜👶
• Jordan Mason’s last game is a good one 👏👍🤣

Priority Express –

Terry Jillery

• Two weeks in a row. Very impressive. You took shots at me in the chat which means you’re dead to me with no chance of reconciliation, but I take my job very seriously. Your schedule seems VERY much in your favor for your stars. There may be some fight in you yet. 

Retail Ground –

Fumblerooski

• When did Sarumon the Wise abandon reason for Madness?? Sorry, I’m watching Lord of the Rings right now. Great movie. Looks like you have elected the way of… PAIN. That’s another line. So good. Kind of applicable to your week though. I don’t think you elected for it, but definitely was the case. Don’t dig too greedily or too deep in the waivers!! That line comes up later.

Air Mail

• Dan goes 4-8
• I find evidence the NFL is colluding against me 
• Terry Jillery makes playoffs??
• I have zero playable player by Thursday
• Miles please give me Derrick Henry

Undelivered Points

“Your victory is right around the corner. Never give up.”

– Nicki Minaj