Zach Smith Streaks in Middle of Freeway in Week 7

Under Pressure Statements

• Shanahan certainly didn’t do me any favors 🤷😖🤬
• Taco Cat needs to “borrow or rob” some better players 🐈💩🌮
• Tight Ends vs Redman turns into a QB vs RB battle 🚀🏃🚮
• If Breece Hall maintains, Fumble got a beast RB duo 💪↗️🤼‍♂️
• Starting Daniel Jones is a sign of cognitive decline 👴🧑‍🦯🪦
• Kamara/Cook under 15 combined would drive me LOONIES 🤒🤮🚽

Priority Express –

Terry Jillery

• Excited to see you here, Terry! Not even Sutton scoring 0 on the day could stop you from being top scorer. Aaron Jones as a flex is very funny and would confuse people three years ago, but looks like it was the right move. Taking down Taco Cat’s receiving core is pretty funny in the present day, and looks like he left a lot of points on his bench. Easy work for you, T Jills!!

Retail Ground –

Zach Smith

• So here we are. Back at the bottom. Why do you think this happens to you? Is it because you’re a bad person? The choices you’ve made throughout your life leading to this moment? No. You are strong. Brave. Your heart knows no bounds. This league wasn’t meant to see how bright you can shine. How high you can fly. It’s everyone else’s fault. You are not to blame.

Air Mail

• Dan goes 4-8
• I completely redraft my team and throw my phone in the ocean
• Decently awkward series of dinners at The Tight Ends house
• Someone trades me pretty much anyone at this point
• Miles gives me Derrick Henry out of pity

Undelivered Points

“Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.” —Helen Keller