Low Lows and High High’s in Week 5

Under Pressure Statements

• Fumblerooski and I take the kids to the playground 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒🛝🤡
• CAN ANYONE STOP THE COMMISSIONERS REIGN??? ✋🙈😰
• The power dynamic shifts with the Tight Ends and Loonies 🗣️🫷🥇
• Redman is saved by a consistent line up 📈💪🧐
• Over Overlord almost doubles expectations, leaving Whackadoo black and blue 🥊🤕☠️

Priority Express –

Over Overlord

• You cheated. You’ve been cheating. You’ve always cheated. I will be running a full investigation into this matter, and we WILL find the necessary facts to support our claims. Sad to see the game we love soiled like this

Retail Ground –

Zach Smith

• You are strong. You are brave. Sometimes 12th place is good. It lets you don’t need your first OR second round picks. It’s good Sam Darnold let you down when you needed him most. You should be proud Chubba Hubbard had the highest score on your team. It means he’s growing. You’re growing

Air Mail

• Dan goes 3-9
• Over Overlord gets cocky and gets in his own way
• Redman loses his phone privileges for the week
• All of my players get injured
• Miles trades me Derrick Henry for pretty much anyone at this point

Undelivered Points

“It always seems impossible until it’s done.”

―Nelson Mandela