Zach Smith gets the w in week 4

Under Pressure Statements

• If I played Dan this week he would have lost 🤷🪄🧐
• The Commish goes 4-0, hold the Rice 🍣🤕🩼
• Dan wholly dependant on Dallas to barely scrape by in a game he would have lost to me 🐑⭐️🤷
• Tacocat takes “Brat Wurst” name change personally and is out for blood 😡🤬🙈
• Redman rides on the back of King Henry for an underperformed victory 👑🎒🎩
• Thompsontucky get stuck behind outrageous performing San Francisco defense 🌉❤️🚍

Priority Express –

Tacocat

• A formidable receiving core again out performs projections. Geno Smith somehow plays out of his mind. You somehow had the foresight to pick up Dowdle and Irving… I hope your wins evade me, Dave

Retail Ground –

Blackandbluewhackadoo

• Sometimes life isn’t fair. Ayiuk was still shook from the whole “practice shorts” debacle. Aaron Rogers was high off his ass on galaxy gas. Kyle Pitts follows suit with most tight ends this year. I’ll say three Hail Marys for you tonight.

Air Mail

• Dan goes 2-10
• Only one team will put up more than 120 points
• The commissioner starts to crack as her team crumbles to dust
• Xavier Worthy gets 80 points and saves my week
• Miles trades me Derrick Henry for Jerome Ford

Undelivered Points

“Failure is success in progress.”

—Albert Einstein