“It’s Rigged!” declares Zach Smith in Week 2

Under Pressure Statements

• Alvin Kamara messaged me on Instagram letting me know he wasn’t gonna do much. He is a liar, and can’t be trusted 👎🗑️🤮
• Commissioner stays consistent, but Greatest Hits MAY just be a 2 hit wonder✌️ 🤷‍♂️🫢
• Brat Wurst cooks up a spicy meat-a-ball, while the love of Jillery’s life lets her down in the final minutes of the game 💔🧈🙌
• Redman’s Adam/Godwin duo unable to out pace the young buck pair Collins/Nabers for Taco Cat 👴👶💅
• Someone send a wellness check to Black&BlueWhackadoo IMMEDIATELY 🚑🙀🫣

Priority Express – Taco Cat

• I also started Parkinson in another league which did not pay off. While the depth isn’t there, your youngans seem to be in lock step with their systems

Retail Ground – Black&BlueWhackadoo

• Starting AJ Brown while he was injured took courage. I respect it. As Matt Damon said while pedaling Crypto and scamming millions of people, “Fortune favors the brave,” and you my friend, are FEARLESS

Air Mail

• Dan goes 1-11
• Dan will have a completely injured team
• Zach Smith makes league winning decision
• The commish and Overlord trade for depth
• Miles trades me Derrick Henry for Jerome Ford

Undelivered Points

“Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn’t mean they’re lost forever.” 

                                            –Professor X